The Extraordinary Voyages of Donald J Trump
Where exaggeration reigns and truths wander off.
An excerpt from the book – Trump Visits Tremendicia
“We, the Tribunal,” announced the chief judge, “find Donald Trump to be both extremely guilty and exceptionally innocent. He is guilty of magnifying our worst impulses and innocent of inventing them. He has not corrupted Tremendicia so much as revealed it to itself. Indeed, he is less a mastermind of mischief than a highly polished mirror—one that insists on shouting compliments at itself while reflecting every imperfection, wrinkle, and wobbling vanity of the nation.
His crimes, though abundant, are largely of amplification rather than creation; he merely turned up the volume on habits we had long pretended were background noise.
In short, we convict him of resounding loudness but acquit him of originality. And let the record show,” the judge added, adjusting his wig with ceremonious flair, “that Tremendicians, being unwilling to face their own reflection, have spent years blaming the mirror for the face it shows.”
